Having a webzine like Merchants Of Air is fun, that's for sure. However, our name or the simple fact that we have an email address seems to make people think we're a professional company, dealing with very serious business. So there's people trying to sell us stuff. I thought it would be funny to share some of the spam we got.
First off there was of course the Chinese domain registration company who tried very hard to make us register 'merchantsofair (dot) somewhere in Asia', even sending us replies to our questions. However, I now regard the whole thing as spam because they're just sending us the same email again and again and certainly because they're not paying the one million euro's I demanded for our domain.
First off there was of course the Chinese domain registration company who tried very hard to make us register 'merchantsofair (dot) somewhere in Asia', even sending us replies to our questions. However, I now regard the whole thing as spam because they're just sending us the same email again and again and certainly because they're not paying the one million euro's I demanded for our domain.
The second spam we got was from a company that wanted to help us handling all those massively heavy reviews by selling us cranes. You know, these things:
 |  Since we're spamming, why don't you buy one of our awesome shirts |
Next was Jeff, who sent us this:
Hello,
We supply the paper cups and other disposable items to the domestic market and international market for lone time
You can get below,
1. Free samples to check the quality
2. Double check the quality when production progress.
3. We can send you the samples before loading
4. Any third party inspection allowed
Our products range ,
1. 2.5oz. 3 oz 4 oz .6 oz .7 oz. 8 oz 10 oz. 12 oz 16 oz .24 oz .32 oz .44 oz single wall and cold cups
2. Double wall paper cups.7 oz 8 oz 12 oz and 16 oz cups.
3. Triple wall cups .8oz .12 oz 16 oz
4. Ice cream cups
5. The Plastic drinking straws . flexible straws.
Please send me the email or call me for more details if you have any interesting .
Jeff
If anyone wants free samples of cups, let me know, I'll forward the shit out of that thing. For a Chinese man with an English name, Jeff surely knows how to write, that's for sure...
Hello,
We supply the paper cups and other disposable items to the domestic market and international market for lone time
You can get below,
1. Free samples to check the quality
2. Double check the quality when production progress.
3. We can send you the samples before loading
4. Any third party inspection allowed
Our products range ,
1. 2.5oz. 3 oz 4 oz .6 oz .7 oz. 8 oz 10 oz. 12 oz 16 oz .24 oz .32 oz .44 oz single wall and cold cups
2. Double wall paper cups.7 oz 8 oz 12 oz and 16 oz cups.
3. Triple wall cups .8oz .12 oz 16 oz
4. Ice cream cups
5. The Plastic drinking straws . flexible straws.
Please send me the email or call me for more details if you have any interesting .
Jeff
If anyone wants free samples of cups, let me know, I'll forward the shit out of that thing. For a Chinese man with an English name, Jeff surely knows how to write, that's for sure...
But Miranda surely comes out on top. She knows our business and she knows exactly what we need to make Merchants Of Air a gigantic success. Check this out:
Dear Sir,
This is Miranda , we specialize in egg incubator for lots of years.
Our JN8-48 incubator made by ABS plastic,full automatic control,CE approved,
above 95% hatching rate .warranty 1 years .
and now we can freely equip with our new design egg tray for you .
it can use for chicken,duck,quail etc at same time.
Are you interested?
Please contact with by email (sales1@ncdulong.cn) or online(WhatsApp:00861880700960,skype: ncdulongsales1)
Waiting for your reply .
Miranda
She even added photo's
Dear Sir,
This is Miranda , we specialize in egg incubator for lots of years.
Our JN8-48 incubator made by ABS plastic,full automatic control,CE approved,
above 95% hatching rate .warranty 1 years .
and now we can freely equip with our new design egg tray for you .
it can use for chicken,duck,quail etc at same time.
Are you interested?
Please contact with by email (sales1@ncdulong.cn) or online(WhatsApp:00861880700960,skype: ncdulongsales1)
Waiting for your reply .
Miranda
She even added photo's
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Man, I'm so happy Miranda came into my life so I can get my hands on those awesome egg incubators. I'm already trembling with excitement when I look at those pictures and I can't wait to take Merchants Of Air to the next level with these things. I don't know how we could have ever survived our first year without them...
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